How to Approach Men You Like

Now, the approach part of this would better apply in non-club situations. Places where you can actually hear each other.

Ladies, if you see a man that you like, COMPLIMENT HIM. That’s it. It’s that simple. You win. You’re welcome. Goodbye. Okay okay, come back. Alright, so you see a guy you like. Ask yourself, what is it about him that you like?? My god, how many of you HORNY FUCKERS thought of his ass or his bulge? Let’s be classy here. Its buttocks. No but seriously, aside from that, men are surprisingly starved of compliments! Even the model guys may get looks but getting actual verbal compliments isn’t as common as you may think.

YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET?? Men like compliments for things that they actively work on. So when you approach men, comment on their physique, their haircut or beard, the WAY THEY DRESS, THEIR SHOES. Ladies. He will propose to you if you compliment his shoes. MOST GUYS WILL FUCKING SACRIFICE PUPPIES TO KEEP THEIR SHOES CLEAN. Okay maybe not puppies. Lizards or something.

BUT, if he has dirty shoes, then please don't compliment them. He'll look at you like, this woman likes dirty shoes?! Instead, compliment something else he's wearing.

Alright, so don’t be nervous, trust me, it’s more nerve wracking for a guy who you’re approaching than it is for you to approach him. So, first and foremost, look decent. By that I mean be well groomed, well-kept and smile! A smiling woman approaching a man will automatically put a smile on his face.

Look, I’ll be honest. You’re going to get REJECTED. Either way, it’ll happen. No, I don’t mean all the time DUMMY. I just mean generally, EVERYONE gets rejected. So, don’t go getting all sweaty and ditching the effort because of a little rejection. You’re not everyone’s type. GET OVER YOURSELF. NOBODY is everyone’s type. Accept this and you’ll be much less nervous, just DO IT. I know you can. You got this. You go girl? Is that the saying? I don’t know but you know what I’m trying to say.

So you’re walking up to this sexy man, what do you say? COMPLIMENT HIM. Remember what I told you earlier. Make it specific and BONUS FUCKING POINTS if you can make it funny. The things it takes for guys to laugh are the STUPIDEST. But my god, if you can make him laugh with a compliment, oof, you win.

But being funny isn’t a pre-requisite for getting a number/date. Some people are funny, some people are not. It’s not a GUARANTEE that if you’re funny, he’ll say yes. But it is LIKELIER. ‘So, what do I say Mr. Dating Guy? Please tell me, I’m helpless’. Alright Alright, relax, I’ll give you an example. SHOES. Walk up to him, SMILE you werido, and an example of something you can say is IF HE HAS CLEAN SHOES, ‘Nice shoes! I just had to come and say, a man that takes that good care of his shoes is a man I want to go on a date with, what do you say? Am I getting rejected today or am I getting a date?’. You see how it’s so straightforward and to the point? But it’s also humorous. THAT IS A GOLDEN COMBINATION. No ‘ummmms, uhhhhss, liiiikkkkeeee’ none of that!

No, I'm not saying men are dogs. Woof Woof! Sorry got a little carried away there. Keep reading.

Confident, straightforward and humorous. That's how you approach a man. If those were ingredients for a dish, MOST men would LICK THE PLATE. I say MOST because it’ll never be ALL. We’re all different, but a lot of us prefer certain qualities.

Ladies, what I just told you is a VARIATION that is NATURAL to my humorous nature. Meaning that if I were a woman and I kept my natural charms, that is HOW I would have phrased a compliment. Similarly, you ladies need to phrase your compliments based on YOUR NATURAL CHARMS. Some of you are sweet, some are cute, some are funny, some are smart. USE THESE QUALITIES. Men appreciate effort. The rest, like making it funny, smart, clever or whatever are BONUS. Effort and confidence.

So, you’ve made the man laugh. Now turn around and run. He’ll chase you. Congratulations, you’re now playing tag. IM KIDDING in case you didn’t realize. Follow the compliment by INTRODUCING YOURSELF immediately with a HANDHSAKE. AND WAIT. NO MORE THAN 2 SECONDS. It’s been 10 seconds, and you’re still holding his hand. Great. You’re now a FUCKING CREEP. LET GO. No but seriously, shake his hand and wait to see if he SAYS HIS NAME back. Its VERY LIKELY THAT HE WILL. And since you already asked him on a date, just wait for his reply.

Now, if it’s a YES, then understand this, YOU ARE TAKING HIS NUMBER. So, you will be texting first. We’ll talk about what to say over text later. But once he has said yes, keep it COOL and CALM and say something like, ‘awesome, Ill take your number and text you’. Once you get his number, tell him to have a nice day and WALK AWAY.

You want him to want to keep talking to you but use that to your advantage and text him later. When you keep it quick, it creates a tension or longing to continue the conversation after he has said yes. That’s a good thing. He’ll be excited to hear from you. This entire interaction should be no longer than 30 SECONDS – 1 MINUTE. Trust me, time WILL go by very quickly. IF IT’S A NO, just politely say, ‘oh alright, well nice talking you, have a great day!’. THAT’S IT. DON’T GIVE A FUCK. This. This right here. Not giving a fuck is a fuckin SUPER POWER.

If you accepted what I said earlier about you being rejected, then it’ll be easy for you to not give a fuck. Just walk away like the interaction never happened. Now take a tissue and wipe that tear off your face before anyone sees. IM JOKING. Go home and do it. Look, just walk away, understand and respect that he wasn’t interested. Don’t question it. DON’T QUESTION HIM. It could be SO MANY REASONS. No point trying to figure it out. Onto the next person. That’s it.

It’s like when you bought something nonrefundable online and it wasn’t what you expected. Can’t do anything. So just keep it moving. Go buy something else and make the same mistake again. What’s better than one rejection? TWO rejections! Alright, so that was easy. You did it! IM PROUD OF YOU. Now sit your ass down and don’t get so excited. You got a lot more to do missy. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask in the comments or send me a message! I’d be happy to provide more specifics and what not.

Alright. You did it! You know how to approach a man, time to text him. OOOOoooooo. Ready?