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Dating advice for women

I know a lot of you are wondering why a man is giving dating advice to women about how to date men. But what better person to know how men act than a man? It’s like, as much as a man can tell other men how to please a woman, only a woman can actually tell you the real way to please her, the man is just assuming from his experience. So, let’s begin, shall we?

Everything I tell you does NOT apply to ALL men, it can’t, because not all men are alike. However, there are some things that I can say applies to most men. So, you can use my method but don’t hate me if it doesn’t work all the time, I guarantee you it won’t but it will work most of the time, other factors considered. Ladies, I’m going to talk to you the same way I’ll be talking to the men. So, don’t take offense to things I say, you’re one of the boys now. Congratulations! Now SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT AND FOCUS.

When I say other factors, that just means that when you do approach or date men, I’m assuming that you don’t look like someone who has been living in the jungle and hasn’t showered or seen soap in a long time. So, there is a basic level of maintenance required. This advice isn’t really for a casual fling but it can apply to most situations and can apply to casual flings. So now that we’ve established that you’ve showered sometime in the last 24 hours, let’s move on to the good stuff, shall we? God, maybe you need another shower, I can smell you from here. IM KIDDING. Just trying to get you used to the banter.

So first, I’m going to make some general statements about men. Again, these statements would apply to most men but remember that these are just surface level statements. Then I’ll give you advice on how to approach men, followed by advice for asking him on a date or getting him to ask you by giving hints, then what to do on a date, followed by how to move things forward, then moving on to the scary stuff – the type of relationship and maintaining it.

Remember, I’m here to give you dating advice and guide you but I will NOT spoon feed you. This means, that I’ll tell you the general dating advice and how to apply it but you must combine this advice with who you are as a person as everyone is different. I wont be the guy that accompanies you on your date wearing a disguise and then sitting behind you whispering to you about what you should do or say. Unless ofcourse you want me to. Just pay for my food. Anyways, back to the topic at hand.

I’ll give you dating advice on HOW to talk in certain situations that may occur on a date but I won’t tell you WHAT to say because that is where the – who you are – part comes and you must make it all NATURAL and not scripted. I’ll explain what I mean by NATURAL. But honestly, the explanation is usually for the men, women tend to be who they are MOST of the time. Yea, that’s right, I’m straightforward as fuck. Alright let’s tell you some things about men since you can’t seem to figure them out. Jeez, read a book.

About Men

Ladies, Men are simple creatures. I know you hear this a lot but it’s the truth when it comes to dating. We are straightforward when we are COMFORTABLE. Now, simple does not mean that we are dumb, it just means that we see things as they are before we really dig more into it.

Honestly, I promise you, if you can give a man these three things, he will very likely fall in love with you. First, Tell him you love/appreciate him/his effort, you’d be surprised how much men want to hear that their efforts are paying off. Second, Show him affection with FOOD/DRINKS - trust me, ask any man how happy he gets when he’s with his friends and someone brings food or drinks for all to share - ‘I love you man’ - is almost always the response. It could be ‘I love you WOMAN’, if you play your cards right and LISTEN TO ME. And finally, TELL him that you’re happy. Men are lazy when it comes to trying to deduce how you’re feeling; they’ll ask but they need a simple reply. But if you tell them before they ask, I promise you, you’ll be surprised at how much he will communicate.

For example, if you wait for him to guess that you’re angry about something, I GUARANTEE you he will NOT guess it and it’ll be a back and forth of ‘oh I couldn’t tell, how could i know, blah blah blah’, we’re weird like that. But if you tell him, the response will ALMOST always be, ‘oh what happened, why, tell me about it’ and he will LISTEN. The good guys just want to make sure you’re happy is all.

As much as men enjoy the company of the women we like, we do like space too. Think about it, that’s why we spread our legs whenever we sit somewhere, our balls need space too. Yup, this blog isn’t for the faint hearted. BALLS. There, I said it. But seriously, when I say space, I don’t mean leave me alone. I mean chill with me but let me daydream about a heroic situation where I save the day or something like that, while I scratch your head.

You want a man to play with your hair or scratch your head endlessly? Just lay there and say nothing, let him daydream. It’ll be like a machine just automatically going. This automatic thing only works for head scratches you NAUGHTY FREAK. I KNOW you’re thinking, ‘what other part of him can keep going automatically like a machine?”. Nice try.

I’ll tell you more general statements about men as we work through the guide. If you like it so far, great! If not, please TELL me so I can then ask you why, what happened, what can I change, what didn’t you like. And I’ll LISTEN to what you tell me. See, it’s that simple.